Jokes (4)
SRK and his Son Aryan gone for movie Ra.One for the premiere.
After half and hour...
Aryan : Papa Ghar chalo na Stargold pe dabangg aanewali hai.. 
A Boy said: I went to a girl's house to tell her my feelings for her.
I took a Lotus
thinking of proposing differently but her mom opened the door and i said,
AUNTY please vote for BJP. here take this! 
Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Hey Guys, this is a good 1......
Every Indian Women is Rani Laxmi Bai
RANI - Before marriage
Laxmi - on marriage
Bai - after marriage
Happy Womens DAY!!!!!
